Your Weirdest Christmas Gift (1 Viewer)

Higs

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When I was twelve I got BB gun. I didn't like my dad so I went out and shot out all the tail lights in his trailer and car. When he saw, I no longer had a BB gun.
 

Lord Exinur

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Holy shit! Socks for life!! :)


I've got two. So i'm the youngest of 3 boys. My parents wanted to make sure that living in Po-dunk Texas we didnt get girls pregnant. So when I was 11 or 12. my stocking was STUFFED with condoms. They wanted to make sure I was safe entering puberty...lol

2nd. Is one year my mother kept forgetting what she bought me (I was 22). She'd buy my brother a gift, and go...Daryl said he needed socks...buy some socks...repeat. Ended up on christmas...my two older brothers wound up with lots of cool shit, and i had 12 giant packages of socks....and like...one other gift. When i opened the first package i was like...oh good i needed socks. 2nd package...well...i said i needed socks. 3rd...i didnt need this many socks....5...umm...wtf. 7. is this a joke....10....don't be mad or ungrateful...its christmas...perform a dementia test on my mother later
 

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