Attempt to give Jester a dignified way out by derailing thread with use of strange Youtube video. Turn insult into lame cheesy joke and start bartab while attempting to find tiny letters on cellphone which are slowly becoming more and more indistinct and hard to tap. Weave through bar and steal peoples's drinks en route to restroom.
Uses phone as flashlight but misclicks and becomes a human i-strobe. Causes epileptic seizure in random person and hightails it out of bar. Sits on curb waiting for taxi and stares at screen wondering why responding to a random thread has become so life or death. obsesses. fixates. passes out in taxi. arrives home, plays aram and harasses women on tinychat.