Look I know that it is cringe worthy to even think about racist jokes however they are a real thing and everybody can pile on the usual suspects for these jokes but I find the ethnicity's that dont get picked on a lot the best to make fun of.
So here is some Racist ass jokes.
What do you call a white person on FIRE......Firecracker.
A Chinese man with a hard on walks into a wall what will hit first.......His nose.
How can you tell you have Asians moving into your neighborhood....... All the Mexicans start buying car insurance.
What is a Jews contraceptive.......His personality.
What do you call a black guy flying a plane?........ A pilot, you racist.
How do you blindfold a Chinese person.......... Put floss over their eyes.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Why do Canadian's do it doggystyle......So they can both watch the hockey game.
Why do Jewish people love air?....... Because it's free.
I was walking down the street and I punched of a white guy and then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
What’s an Irish seven course dinner?........A six-pack and a potato.
In parting, I say this don't be racist Be like Mario
He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
So here is some Racist ass jokes.
What do you call a white person on FIRE......Firecracker.
A Chinese man with a hard on walks into a wall what will hit first.......His nose.
How can you tell you have Asians moving into your neighborhood....... All the Mexicans start buying car insurance.
What is a Jews contraceptive.......His personality.
What do you call a black guy flying a plane?........ A pilot, you racist.
How do you blindfold a Chinese person.......... Put floss over their eyes.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Why do Canadian's do it doggystyle......So they can both watch the hockey game.
Why do Jewish people love air?....... Because it's free.
I was walking down the street and I punched of a white guy and then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
What’s an Irish seven course dinner?........A six-pack and a potato.
In parting, I say this don't be racist Be like Mario
He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
