Racist Jokes/ Dirty jokes (1 Viewer)

XxLiveeviLxX

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Look I know that it is cringe worthy to even think about racist jokes however they are a real thing and everybody can pile on the usual suspects for these jokes but I find the ethnicity's that dont get picked on a lot the best to make fun of.
So here is some Racist ass jokes.

What do you call a white person on FIRE......Firecracker.

A Chinese man with a hard on walks into a wall what will hit first.......His nose.

How can you tell you have Asians moving into your neighborhood....... All the Mexicans start buying car insurance.

What is a Jews contraceptive.......His personality.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane?........ A pilot, you racist.

How do you blindfold a Chinese person.......... Put floss over their eyes.

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Why do Canadian's do it doggystyle......So they can both watch the hockey game.

Why do Jewish people love air?....... Because it's free.

I was walking down the street and I punched of a white guy and then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.

What’s an Irish seven course dinner?........A six-pack and a potato.



In parting, I say this don't be racist Be like Mario

He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
 

XxLiveeviLxX

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Some more cringe worthy jokes,

Whats black and white and has a problem going through revolving doors.
A nun with a spear through her head.

What do you call it when you tie two nuns together by their feet.
Nun Chucks

Whats the differences between a ice box full of hacked up body parts and a Lamborghini.
I dont have a Lambo in my garage.

What do you call two people with leprosy in a Jacuzzi.
Soup

Whats the hardest part about eating vegetables.
Figuring out what to do with their wheelchairs after words.

Whats the hardest part about being a Clown.
Trying to get blood stains out of your clown suit.

Thank you Thank you very much.

Evil Clown out.....
 

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People are like trees...
They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why won't Monica Lewinsky vote for Hilary Clinton?
The last Clinton Presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.

What does a boy with no hands get for christmas?
Gloves! JK he still hasn't opened his present.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck when my computer crashes.

Why can't orphans play baseball?
They dont know where home is.
 

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Why is the air conditions in hospitals?
To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.

Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, he got nailed before he died.

Whats the difference between a normal website and a website for orphans.
It does not have home page.

Racecar spelled backwards is Racecar
Race Car sideways is how Paul Walker Died

My family is a treasure.
You need a map and a shovel to find them.

"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing.
Except at a funeral

My Ex got into a real bad accident and I told the doctors the wrong blood type.
Now she knows what rejection feels like.
 

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Thanks for the new material. My brain is now even more dominated by inappropriate humor.
 

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