Here are some short jokes. (1 Viewer)


Dirac

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Jan 17, 2013
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A programmer's wife tells him: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."
The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

Pavlov is sitting at a pub enjoying a pint, the phone rings and he jumps up shouting "oh shit, I forgot to feed the dog"


Feel free to post your jokes.
 
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