2K Arena (Hotel California Parody) (1 Viewer)


Mar 2, 2015
In a dark dimly lit basement, cool fan on my hair
Warm smell of hot pockets rising up from the desk
Up ahead on the screen, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and dim
I had to reach it tonight
There it sat on my game screen, I heard the Achievement bell
And I was thinking to myself
"We could have made it or we could have rage to quell"
Then the screen lit up and the last enemy fell
There were voices over the comm chat
I thought I heard them say

"Welcome to the 2k Arena"
Such a lovely rank
Such a lovely pace
Plenty of room in the 2k Arena
Any time of the season
You can find me here

Our healer's mind is tiffany-twisted, she got the Gladiator bends
She got a lot of desperate, desperate DPS that she calls friends
How they kill in the 3s game, such a PVP threat
Some kill to rank up, some kill to be laid tonight
So I called up the BM Hunter, "Please bring out your Loque"
He said "I haven't had that spirit beast, since level 90"
And still the voice comms are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of grinding
Just to hear them say

"Welcome to the 2k Arena
Such a lovely rank (such a lovely rank)
Such a lovely pace
They living it up in the 2k Arena
What a nice 3s Game (what a nice 3s Game)
Bring your tournament gear and qualify

Healer's on her Twitch stream, the map behind her marks her subs
And she said: "I'm carrying these PvPers here, for my Gladiator right"
And in the Twitch chat, they gathered for the teats
They beg for them with their spammy lines, but they just can't see underneath
Last thing I remember, i was hovering over leave party
"Relax" said the Hunter, "We are programmed for this cleave"
"You can leave group anytime you like, but you will never achieve

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