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  1. RealZae

    2K Arena (Hotel California Parody)

    In a dark dimly lit basement, cool fan on my hair Warm smell of hot pockets rising up from the desk Up ahead on the screen, I saw a shimmering light My head grew heavy and dim I had to reach it tonight There it sat on my game screen, I heard the Achievement bell And I was thinking to...
  2. RealZae

    Underbelly Rap

    [INTRO: AnguishX(x8)] GANKAGE! [HOOK: AnguishX and the Hordeside Boyz] You ride up in the Underbelly scrubbie, I don't give a fuck Shakin' yo flag in the Underbelly scrub, I don't give a fuck Questin' fo' the profs, I don't give a fuck Bitchin' 'bout my gankage, bitch I don't give a fuck...
  3. RealZae

    Keep Hatin' Part II

    [INTRO; spoken - RealZae] I'm like a better Reckful I show better, my crew better Fast or slow, however you play let's go You already know I gank hard I am the rank 1 Rogue God Flow like a mistweaver, stun like a Warr A Feral don't stun as hard as Z You won't live long after you're...
  4. RealZae

    News: Max Camera Zoom addon

    For those of you who preferred the maximum camera zoom possible and were slightly bummed with the removal of it, someone has already taken it upon themselves to code an addon to give it back. MaxCam - WoW AddOns - WowAce Hopefully this addon sticks around for a...
  5. RealZae

    Pornshire (Graphic)

    [RealZae {K.I.L.}] Hey, where Elwynn at? I'm tryin' to hammer that your glammer got raiders, roleplayers, et cetera havin' a damn attack And its that bam and back that's standing fat with your rack Let's get candid act like your dancin' at, while mashin the sack Or pretend your Starcraft's...
  6. RealZae

    Rogue Review

    After having about a week to look over the changes to Rogues, I am very much in disagreement with chicken little. The sky is not falling, but there are some troubles on the horizon. Rogue is not dying, rogues are not weak, and none of the specs are very far below the others. However they are...
  7. RealZae

    You Give Healing a Bad Name

    Ganked at the start, and you're to blame, darling You give healing a bad name A Pally's light is what you sell You promise me heals but get kicked all to hell Chains of Ice, got a hold on me When gripped out of sight, can't peel for free You're clicking on the run, yeah There's no one...
  8. RealZae

    It's a long way to the top (If you wanna be a glad)

    Queuin' into that high rank. Broadcastin' to the stream. Stoppin' for the B - G's. Playin' only Rogue. Gettin' destealthed. Gettin' countered. Gettin' beat up. Flag of owned. Gettin' hacked. Gettin' Dos'd. I tell you folks. It's harder than it looks. It's a long way to the top if...
  9. RealZae

    Alliance

    Alliance, hahaha we love you, how many people are proud to be members of that beautiful faction of ours, the blue and the gold for the life that your warriors have died to protect. The women and men who broke their neck's for the freedom their leaders have been sworn to uphold, or (Yo, I...
  10. RealZae

    Azerothian Ride

    Winter gettin' colder, summer gettin' warmer Tidal wave comin' cross the stranglethorn border Why buy a gallon, it's cheaper by the barrel? Just don't get busted singing winter Veil carols That's us, that's right Gotta love this Azerothian ride Both ends of that portal burnin' Funny how...
  11. RealZae

    Ranked Arenas (Are made of this)

    Ranked arenas are made of this Who am I to change the game I queue the world And the seven BG's Everybody's looking for something Some of them want to carry you Some of them want to be carried by you Some of them want to destroy you Some of them want to be destroyed Ranked arenas...
  12. RealZae

    Tapestry of Death - A Rogue Compendium -

    <LEGION UPDATE COMING SOON: BELOW IS OUT OF DATE> Decided to move this into the class section. Updates for Legion incoming as soon as I can gather enough data. The way I see it, saying you want to play a rogue is the same as saying you want to be an artist. There is something elegant about...
  13. RealZae

    Johnny and Marissa

    Johnny and Marissa, sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G First comes love, then comes marriage. Then comes an abrupt, tragic miscarriage. Then comes blame. Then comes despair. Two hearts damaged beyond repair... Johnny leaves Marissa, and takes the tree. D-I-V-O-R-C-E
  14. RealZae

    Rogue God

    [INTRO] Look, I was gonna go easy on you, give you a chance to fight back. But I'm only going to get this one chance (30 seconds, 30 seconds) Something's wrong, that's a DK. (20 seconds, 20 seconds, Real Zae, you're on) They can global you in your own smoke bomb Before you realize what's...
  15. RealZae

    We Still in This Match (Still in this Bitch parody)

    [HOOK] I'm in my game, I'm winnin' it. Stop blowing your cooldowns, you're not killin it. They queue another match, they try to shut us down. Our healer's down, but we're still in this bitch. We still in this, we still in this bitch, we still in this. Send these shits to the ground. Raise...
  16. RealZae

    Forums go Crazy

    [INTRO] (Hello?) I want to Are - na (Huh?) You want to Are - na (Yeah?) We need to Are - na (Cool) Let's enter the Are - na (Lemme get up) [Verse 1 - Zae] Saturday mornin', I ain't gotta work Last night's stream sold a lot of merch Bad Belf in my bed so I ain't gotta jerk AJ's list...
  17. RealZae

    Rogue - Soldier parody

    I'm a Rogue, I'm a rogue, I'm a Rogue, I'm a Rogue. . . Yo', never was smug, just infatuated with gankin' by the megatons Never was a Gladiator, 'til I graduated to one And got the rep of a killer, terrifying like Jacko's Thriller Took the image of a Glad, kept the hype real and appealin'...
  18. RealZae

    Same opening and Attacks

    [INTRO] (Same opening and attacks) Damn healer, everywhere I go. (Same opening and attacks) I like the way you juke, all over the map. (Same opening and attacks) Something about it man (Same opening and attacks) In the Warsong flagroom [VERSE 1] I'm lookin' at you healer, you're...
  19. RealZae

    The Real zae

    This is dedicated to the time a few years back when the Trolls started copying me with fake Twitters and Twitch channels, especially Zaejjo the most notorious troll of them all, thankfully that fad ended, but it was fun to laugh at them. Streamer names are randomly selected to burn, by lyrical...
  20. RealZae

    The Legion PvP system! (Blue News Post)

    The Honor System In Legion, Honor and Conquest will no longer be currencies that you use to buy gear from vendors. Instead, characters who have reached maximum level will earn Honor Points from competing in Battlegrounds or Arenas, similar to how lower-level players earn Experience Points. As...
  21. RealZae

    Wheels (lyrics)

    Well, you have to make sure the wheels on the truck go round and round. Round and round, round and round. The wheels on the truck go round and round. All through the town. The people on the truck go up and down. Up and down up and down. All through the town. (Boy these are some...
  22. RealZae

    PvP: PvP Core Proposal

    The recent proposal for the raiders of Fever and the discussion of fight or flight of the Mal Ganis guild got me thinking about change. Now i'm the least in favor of uprooting already established hotspots and hubs for a a clan that has been around far longer than I've been around. However, hear...
  23. RealZae

    Resolved: Name Change

    Hopefully this is the right format, basically just copying the other two posts I see here. Would like to change my name from HotDogStew to RealZae. It's my old online handle and it's been seeing some revival and would be nice to be able to represent it here as well. Thank you.
  24. RealZae

    Guides: Tapestry of Death - A Rogue Compendium - Assassination

    The way I see it, saying you want to play a rogue is the same as saying you want to be an artist. There is something elegant about being in control. Herding your chosen victim to their own demise. your brush is the knife and your paint is their blood. As a killer and a teacher I find a certain...
  25. RealZae

    PvPer Community

    Here's a thinktank - What server would people congregate on for a PvP Guild? No need to transfer, with the ease of gathering Heirlooms and leveling, creating dedicated PvP characters is extremely easy these days. Shout out ideas and themes. For those that want a world pvp focus the best bet...